Tata si lumea misterioasa a internetului

Pentru inceput trebuie sa mentionez ca tata nu mai e foarte tanar (60 ani), nu stie engleza si a pus mana pe un calculator prima oara acum vreo 4 ani.

Eu pe de alta parte stiu engleza si mai si lucrez in IT, prin urmare, cand tata are o nelamurire legata de calculator sau internet ma suna pe mine. Ceea ce inseamna mai bine de o jumate de ora in telefon ca sa-i explic cum sa dea o scanare de virusi, cum sa schimbe pagina de start la browser sau sa-i explic ca eu nu am cum sa-i pornesc internetul nici daca suflu in teava.

Ma suna tata intr-o zi si-mi spune ca crede ca tipul de la UPC (parca la aia avea abonament) s-a aruncat de la etaj din cauza lui. Intreb si eu ca omul...da' ce i-ai facut?

Tata il sunase pe om ca i-a picat netul. Omul (ca aia era treaba lui) sa-l ajute pe tata sa porneasca la loc netul. Incepe cu explicatii cat se poate de detaliate: doua televizorase albastre in dreapta-jos a ecranului... tata: unde domn'le? Ii explica de bulina cu sageata care ascunde icoanele... tata: ce icoane domn'le???? tipul ii explica ca asa se numesc si sa se uite dupa televizorase. Tata se conformeaza dar tot nu-i da de cap.

Dupa o jumate de ora de nervi intinsi la maxim omul il intreaba ce scrie in dreptul ecranelor (probabil ca intre timp le gasise) la care tata: FUJI MORI! Tipul: Poftim????? Cum domnule sa scrie asa ceva? Auziti? Nu vreti dvs mai bine sa rugati pe cineva care vorbeste engleza sa sune ca sa rezolvam problema dvs???? Tata e de acord... mai ales ca intre timp netul isi revenise...

Si intreb si eu ca omul... mah tata dar unde ai citit tu FUJI MORI acolo? Si imi raspunde: Cum unde? Acolo sub ecran unde mi-a zis ala!

Tata ii citise omului marca monitorului, un Fujitsu Siemens amarat, dar care cred ca i-a provocat un atac vascular tipului de la Asistenta Tehnica.

Asian Boobs of the Day - Yuuri Morishita

Seventh Moon - Poster and Trailer

Doghouse - Trailer

via

Japanese Kids and the Zombie Apocalypse

via twitch

Coming Soon (2008) - Trailer

Un horror thailandez bun, probabil i se va face un remake american destul de curand

Candyman (1992)

Brandy Boobs

hipnotizant, nu-i asa?

Boobs of the day - Penelope Cruz

Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers - Part 2

Rather dotty student lost on dual navigation exercise with instructor. Instructor knew position but was waiting to see how said student dealt with the problem. They were north of Cranfield in the UK. They were ex Luton which is well south of Cranfield. Student called Luton Approach, they quickly identified her position and suggested she call Cranfield on xxx.xx. Conversation that followed:

Student: Hello Cranfield.
ATC: Hello
Long pause
ATC: Go on give us a clue.
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TOWER: "XYZ123 (Shorts 330, Female pilot) clear to land 34"

XYZ123:"roger,clear to land"

TOWER:"ABC987 (budgie visual approach) report final number 2 to a Shorts 330"

ABC987:"OK when the Lady's got her shorts down we'll slide in behind"
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ABC: Tower, be advised there is a flock of Guinea fowl on the runway at the intersection.

ATC: Roger, we will send out the firetruck.

ABC: No, they are not on fire, they are just there!
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Tower: ABC Runway left clear to land, caution, there is a very large eagle beside the runway about half way up the runway.

ABC: Runway left clear to land, ABC

Tower: ABC can you see what he is doing?

ABC: Watching how it is supposed to be done...
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ATC: Previous reports a dead dog on taxiway charlie, advises bear left.
XYZ: Roger we see the dead dog, looking for the bear.
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ATC: "ABC 123, have you captured the localiser?"

A/C: "Negative.....but we have it surrounded!"
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VERY flustered Aerodrome controller during a busy burst at a secondary control zone tower:

ABC you're number seven - follow the fu**ing Cherokee mid-downwind.

Said Cherokee, a couple of minutes later, having received a landing clearance, "by the way Tower, we're just an ordinary Cherokee".
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Heard at EGHH some years ago, a Lear with gear trouble elects to land gear up, now on short finals:-

Mr cool “I’m shutting down the electrics now so no more RT, not that I’m worried about a fire, I just don’t want you guy’s to have to listen to the screams !!”
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Twr: EFGH, Say your height and position?
EFGH: 6'2" and in the cockpit!
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ATC: "ah can you descend 20,000 feet in the next 18 miles."

Speedbird xx: (in very cultured English voice) "dare say I could old boy but I couldn't bring the aircraft with me."
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(At Vero Beach, a/c calling for rejoinwere expected to say on the first call whether it was to land, or to join the circuit)
N9248H (young oriental voice): "Cherokee 48H Webasso Bridge request join."
VRB ATC: "Roger 48H what are your intentions?"
N9248H: "I stay FlightSafety one more year, then go fly China Airlines!"
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Speedbird 123..can we route direct DCS?.............

ATCO........"Speedbird 123 can you ask me an easier one...preferably one on sport??
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"DLHxxx What is your requested level today"....

short pause....

"Ve Vill Ask de qvestions"