Cele mai tari replici din istoria filmelor - Partea III

Jack Torrance: "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining...probabil cea mai bine rostita replica de catre cel mai potrivit actor)

Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.

Woody Allen: My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

Woody Allen: I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

Alvy Singer: It's mental masturbation!
Annie Hall: And you would know all about THAT, wouldn't you?
Alvy Singer: Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen: Lyndon Johnson is a politician, you know the ethics those guys have. It's like a notch underneath child molester. (filmele lui de la inceput erau chiar super tari)

Sundance: I cant swim
Butch: Don't worry, the fall will kill you anyway.

John McClane: Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho. (Die Hard)

Zeus: You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking. (Die Hard 3)

John Cusack: "They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" (Grosse Point Blank)

If it bleeds, we can kill it! (Predator)

Blondie: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)

Mr Pink:[rubbing his thumb and forefinger together]
Do you know what this is? Its the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

Crocodile Dundee: 'That's not a knife...(pulls out ginormous knife)...that's a knife'

Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

The list is open to suggestions.

Partea I si partea II

Training Day (2001) - You in the office, baby

Una din cele mai frumoase faze si replici din ultimii ani din filme...aceasta este din Training Day , Oscar meritat de catre Denzel Washington si superba masina Monte Carlo pe melodia lui Dr. Dre - Still Dre:

Cele mai tari replici din istoria filmelor - Partea II

- I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!
-You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast? (Happy Gilmore)

Tuco: "When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk" (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)

Dirty Harry: Go ahead, make my day
Dirty Harry: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Yule: How about I kick your butt right now?
Sanka: How about I draw a line down the middle of your head and make it look like a butt?
(Cool Runnings)

The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

You are one ugly mother-f**ker. (parca Ripley in Alien, dar nu sunt sigur suta la suta...sau era Schwarzzie in Predator...damn it, must research this)

Drill Sergent: I bet you're the kind of man that would f**k another man in the ass and not have the god damn common decency to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
(Full Metal Jacket)

Michael Corleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

Chet Pussy: "All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we
don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! (From dusk till dawn)

Brody: We're gonna need a bigger boat. (Jaws - asta e posibil sa fie cea mai tare replica din toate timpurile)

to be continued (partea I aici)

Cele mai tari replici din istoria filmelor - Partea I

Ivan Drago: I must break you . (pure evil...genius) (Rocky something)

Neville Flynn: I've had it with these mutha f**kin snakes on this mutha f**kin plane. (chiar mai e nevoie de titlul filmului? )

Tony Montana: Say hello to my little friend.

Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God, it's my job to arrange the meeting. (Man on Fire)

John McClane: Yippe-kiy-ay, motherf**ker!! (Die Hard...all of them)

Banderas: Did i thank you?
Hayek: No.
Banderas: I will.

Princess Leia Organa: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

Schwarzzie: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Schwarzzie: Stick around
Schwarzzie: Get to the chopper
Schwarzzie: Consider this a divorce
Schwarzzie: Dillon, you son of a bitch...etc
Schwarzzie: Hasta la vista, baby
Schwarzzie: I'll be BACK.
(this guy is awesome)

Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction, 1994: "This sh*t is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short- Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here"

Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

to be continued