marți, 27 ianuarie 2009


Guy says to his wife:

"Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"

Wife replies:

"I'd take half then leave you."

Guy says:

"Excellent! I had three numbers and won Ten Dollars. Here's five... now Happy New Year & fuck off!"

Bushisms of George W. Bush

* They misunderestimated me. (sure)
* I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
* I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.
* I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best.
* Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. (True, true...)
* The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.
* We were trying to say something differently, but nevertheless it conveyed a different message.
* I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
* I understand small business growth. I was one.
* Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
* You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

via wikipedia si cateva vazute si in W. (bunicel film, incredibila asemanarea cu realul Dubya)

I am a geek

Deci da! Sunt o "geek" (in lipsa de un cuvant acceptabil merge si asta)!

Aseara in timp ce ne uitam la W. am remarcat un anacronism. Daca actiunea filmului se intampla pe undeva prin 2000, poate 2000 si un pic, cum aveau astia calculatoare cu Windows Vista????

Evident ca aveam dreptate, iar reactia lui Alex a fost: "OMG! You are a GEEK!"