marți, 19 august 2008

Cele mai tari replici din istoria filmelor - Partea III

Jack Torrance: "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining...probabil cea mai bine rostita replica de catre cel mai potrivit actor)

Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.

Woody Allen: My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

Woody Allen: I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

Alvy Singer: It's mental masturbation!
Annie Hall: And you would know all about THAT, wouldn't you?
Alvy Singer: Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen: Lyndon Johnson is a politician, you know the ethics those guys have. It's like a notch underneath child molester. (filmele lui de la inceput erau chiar super tari)

Sundance: I cant swim
Butch: Don't worry, the fall will kill you anyway.

John McClane: Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho. (Die Hard)

You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking. (Die Hard 3)

John Cusack:
"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" (Grosse Point Blank)

If it bleeds, we can kill it! (Predator)

Blondie: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)

Mr Pink:[rubbing his thumb and forefinger together]
Do you know what this is? Its the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

Crocodile Dundee:
'That's not a knife...(pulls out ginormous knife)...that's a knife'

Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

The list is open to suggestions.

Partea I si partea II

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